Please, let me fuck your mom
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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