Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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