You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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