so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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