Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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