They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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