i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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