Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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