You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
it glows. i had to have it.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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