billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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