so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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