I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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