It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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