I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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