Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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