the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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