i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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