Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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