By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
be right there i have to get my cape
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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