Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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