who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just want to make out with him forever
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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