Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You don't make any sense
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