i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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