i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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