you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just want nice things and good sex
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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