This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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