Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm both gender and math confused
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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