Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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