So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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