drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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