my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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