Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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