what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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