also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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