He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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