I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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