I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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