So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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