Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
