miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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