she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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