Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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