the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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