Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Randomize
