If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize
