I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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