Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
