i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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