just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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