Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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