When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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