have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
How external is "for external use only"?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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