Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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